unfreshing:

when fat people suck in and make their stomach flat when they have to take their shirt off i just wanna punch them and make it all come out like who do you think you’re fooling bitch

microwavepizzaoven:

this is the only gif that even makes sense to me

unfreshing:

if monday was a girl it would be a fat girl who likes horses and tells the teacher when you cheat

rubee:

how to be successful girl on the tumblr

• have a pretty
• skinny good
• have a lots of beaches on the tumblr
• lots of a beach
• yes
• promo5prom
• yes
• good
• you are the hipster

(via canadumb)

If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah” 

(Source: theresavoidinmypolaroid, via moretoremember)